Google News: Paella Non Grata
We regret to inform you we no longer hablamos español. To speak to a Spanish operator please track him/her down on your own means, drag...
Dick Cheney: Literary Criticism
Dick Cheney had some harsh words to say about the Congregational report on CIA's enhanced interrogation techniques. As he so eloquently...
Nobel•ty Store
Welcome to the Nobel Prize helpline. To: Sell or rent your prize, press 1 Pawn it, press 2 Smelt it into something handy, press 3 Return...
Erdogan & The Relativity of Numerical Accuracy.
Standards of accuracy regarding one's self Unit: Palatial rooms Inaccuracy (units): Underestimation by 150 rooms Inaccuracy (%): 13...
Turkish Government: A Letter from Science
Dear Turkish Prime Minister Davutoğlu, Just a friendly note to remind you that correlation does not imply causation. Thus stronger gender...
Assad: O Captain! My Captain!
According to Syria's leader-till-death-do-us-part Bashar al-Assad, his country is a ship and he's the captain. And he won't abandon his...