Turkish Government: A Letter from Science
Dear Turkish Prime Minister Davutoğlu,
Just a friendly note to remind you that correlation does not imply causation. Thus stronger gender equality in Scandinavia is not causing women to kill themselves more often. No more than a larger Scandinavian moose population.
Since I have your attention let me just clarify a couple of more things for you: vaccines do not cause autism, there is no dark side of the moon, walking under ladders does not bring bad luck and we do not only use 10% of our brain (though this has to be reconsidered in your case).
Best regards,
Science
P.S. Please relay this cordial message to your boss and science-doubter R.T.Erdoğan.