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Aug 27, 2014

GUNSЯUS: No Child Left Behind Unarmed

After the recent accident in an Arizona shooting range whereby a nine year old girl accidentally shot and killed her gun instructor with her Uzi, the NRA (National Rifle Association) and the NSSF (National Shooting Sports Foundation) have issued the following joint statement: ...CONTINUE READIND>>

Jun 02, 2014

GUNSЯUS: Vanitas  Vanitatum, Omnia Vanity Fair

For anyone who has delved into the annals of the Al-Qaeda lifestyle magazine "Inspire" or attempted to (granted that reading through the minutiae of suicide-vest stitching is tediously melancholic), it was only a matter of time before the National Rifle Association (NRA) issued  ...CONTINUE READIND>>

Apr.07, 2014

GUNSЯUS: Gunning for Excellence

In a typical reverse psychology move, Back Rain Ordnance, an up and coming "boutique" gun manufacturer has chosen the bio-hazard symbol as its proud logo. That's because a man's man, man enough to carry an all-american steal firearm chiseled, sanded and polished by ...CONTINUE READING>>

Apr.07, 2014

GUNSЯUS: Loose a Grip, Get a Sales License 

The gun control legislation saga is like a cat-and-mouse game, only the cat has a limp, is myopic and suffers from a musophobia. So here went in 2013 NY State governor Cuomo prancing and meowing about the state ban on assault weapons, only to be mischievously tripped a year later by a ratty gun ...CONTINUE READING >>

Dec.26, 2012

GUNSЯUS: Santa Goes Gun-ho-ho-ho

What do you get when you cross unhinged self-exposure through social media with a pathological love for the 2nd amendment and a mix of Christmas paraphernalia? Apparently extra-trigger-happy people posting festive pics of themselves posing festively with the freshly unwrapped semi-automatics in front of the Christmas tree.

Dec.17, 2012

GUNSЯUS: NRA School Initiative

The NRA, at the forefront of responsible gun use and conserned about recent school incidents, is launching a new initiative to curb school violence: Arm all school-aged children with fully automatic 6x35mm Personal Defense Weapons (PDW) with 8''-10'' chrome-lined barrel, armor-piercing ...CONTINUE READING >>

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