Aloha companero!
Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe met with President Obama in Hawaii on the anniversary of Pearl Harbor to offer his condolences about the terrible disaster that befell the US, namely the election of Donald Trump, as well as the other one that happened 75 years ago.
Syria: Jingle all the way (down)
♫ On the third day of Christmas
♫ my true love sent to me:
♫Three gas masks
♫ Two first aid k its
♫and a ceasefire that wasn't meant to be
Assad: You say Aleppo, I say get with the tempo
In an exclusive interview with Russian TV channel RT, Syrian president Assad expressed his discomfort with Western powers complaining about the humanitarian situation in Aleppo explaining that the so-called civilians are either terrorists or totalitarians and in any case not as durable and thus worth saving as the ancient ruins of Palmyra.
How to train your puppet dragon
It is widely believed that president-erect Donald Trump and Russian president Vladimir Putin share a relationship of mutual respect though many dispute both the "mutual" and the "respect" part. In completely separate news, Putin is said to very content with his orange-furred dog.
Donald meets Kanye: He's with me
To the surprise of many, Kanye West paid Donald Trump a friendly visit at Trump Tower. Although he didn't specify the nature of their meeting, Donald stressed how much he appreciates the singer/songwriter and confessed that Kanye's album "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy" was written about him.
Trump on climate change: Come rain or brine
When asked to clarify his position on environmental issues President-erect Donald Trump stressed the importance of competitiveness and expressed his disappointment with the Weather Channel joining forces with the dishonest media.
Trump's foreign policy: Shazam
Donald Trump's recent phone call with Taiwan's president, Tsai Ing-wen, the first high-level communication between the two countries in about 40 years, drew sharp criticism as it threatens to destabilize US-China relations. What most critics failed to consider though was that it could also upset US-Taiwan relations due to Donald's unique way of establishing rapport.
