Trump: Impeach me at your peril
President Trump recently gave an ominous interview to Fox News about the unintended consequences of a possible impeachment. He further...
Melania and the Beast
Melania and the Beast: A Slovenian version of the famous Disney tale whereby Belle is a gold-digging arriviste and the Beast is actually...
Trump & Putin: Meet me in Helsinki
In a joint press conference, President Trump reiterated his heartfelt admiration for his Russian counterpart.
Little Rocket Man meets Big Cheese
A truly historic meeting took place in Singapore yesterday between two of the world's leading coiffures. The high level talks that aim to...
Make Mordor Great Again!
In a highly anticipated meeting at the White House, Twitter-happy president Trump met with Instagram-queen Kim Kardashian to discuss...
First we take Washington, then we take Mordor
"Have I got a surprise for you America my darling! Forget about the stupid Paris Agreement and that crooked Iran deal (WORST DEAL EVER!),...
♬ I just called to say I love you ♪
Although he was explicitly told not to congratulate Russian autocrat Vladimir Putin for his landslide victory in the fixed presidential...
Trump: The (f)art of the deal
It's a well known (alternative) fact that Trump is a great negotiator, so when it came to draining the swamp, a much tooted promise of...
Ivanka Trump: Under the Sea
"Sure Ivanka darling, I can give you a pair of balls to defy your father but in exchange you'll have to shut the f*ck up about how much...
Trump and the State of his bunion
In his first State of the Uniom (sic) speech, Trump pleased both GOP kingpins (ruthless figures of neither compassion nor empathy who...