First we take Washington, then we take Mordor
"Have I got a surprise for you America my darling! Forget about the stupid Paris Agreement and that crooked Iran deal (WORST DEAL EVER!), these are for LOSERS! So is NATO, NAFTA, the UN, books and civil society. I'm pulling you out of them too! Don't look nervous! I've made some calls and you're joining the Mar-a-Lago Knitting Club and the Third Wives Club! Isn't it GREAT!? #BestNewsEver"