Everybody loves Donald
Trump's Cabinet meetings are weekly gatherings where his appointees dutifully pay their respect to the Dear Leader thanking him for greatness, and Trump boasts about his golfing endeavors the previous weekend. They are also quite similar to The Apprentice's board meetings where some poor soul get's fired on a whim.
FLOTUS pocus
First Trump lady Ivana Trump took to the media to promote her new book, "Raising Trump" where she talks about her courageous efforts to raise Ivanka, Eric and Don Jr. with just one nanny per kid. In interviews, Ivana has repeatedly said that she likes Donald Trump current wife Melania, saying characteristically that back in Czechia Slovenian women are highly prized as handmaids.
Fake democracies - Real despots
Venezuela's president Nicolas Maduro paid Turkey a state visit where he met his counterpart Tayyip Erdogan at the Presidential palace to exchange advice on faking democracy, squashing free press and goading Trump on Twitter.
Trump: How do you solve a problem like Maria
In a rare display of empathy, President Trump expressed his sympathy to hurricane victims in Puerto Rico, recalling the time his Trump Tower penthouse flooded and he had to spent the night at the Plaza.
