Trump: Impeach me at your peril
President Trump recently gave an ominous interview to Fox News about the unintended consequences of a possible impeachment. He further elaborated on these dire predictions in a speech to congress members of the re-branded GOP party, now known as HYDRA, reiterating the importance of defending the party's mission of obliterating dissent and acquiring absolute power.
Melania and the Beast
Melania and the Beast: A Slovenian version of the famous Disney tale whereby Belle is a gold-digging arriviste and the Beast is actually a beast. Plus, the role of the vain Gaston is played by Jared Kushner.
Trump & Putin: Meet me in Helsinki
In a joint press conference, President Trump reiterated his heartfelt admiration for his Russian counterpart.