Fidel Castro: Big Cheese in Cuba

Refuting the rumors that have him ill, deceased or mummified, revolutionary legend Fidel Castro made a rare appearance outside Havana recently when he participated in a cheese convention. Apparently he captivated his audience for several hours during which he elaborated on cheese production in the time of global warming, on its health benefits as well as its usefulness in promoting collectivism. He also recounted a funny anecdote involving Che Guevara and a piece of cheddar.