Kim Jong-un: At the top of his game

North Korean state-run media on Saturday reported that perky dear leader Kim Jong-un hiked up to the top of the country's highest and most sacred mountain, Mt Paektu, mythical birthplace of his father and unicorn sanctuary, for a mental energy boost "more powerful than nuclear weapons" as he was quoted saying. He then paraglided down for an intellectual tour de force more powerful than a back-scratch.