North Korea: Fantasia Redux

Rotund, progressive-curious, autocrat-born Kim Jong-un has decided to open up his famously isolated country to Western pop (sub)culture. Soon Mickey Mouse will be extolling the virtues of collectivism and one-party rule, Mini Mouse will be singing the praises of labor camps and Donald Duck will be repudiating American capitalism and all its inherent evils in favor of the People's Republic. Bugs Bunny is also rumored to be promoting the health benefits of the carrot-only diet. Reportedly there's also going to be mayonnaise rationing. But only for those not on the state-mandated aforementioned diet.