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The Pope: His Holiness the Party Pooper

Pope to new Cardinals: No flashing parties.

No stripper nuns, only regular nuns.

No virgin bloody marys, only purging Hail Marys.

No heroin fixes, only cherubim mixes.

No cocaine lines, only choir rhymes.

No Katy Perry, only Immaculate Mary.

No sequin smocks, only plain cassocks.

And my goodness, no nudeness! Amen.

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