GunsЯUs: No child left unarmed

Guns and toddlers, guns and toddlers,

Go together like drums and soldiers.

This I tell ya, brother, you can't have one without the other.

Guns and toddlers, guns and toddlers, It's an institute you can still shoulder. Ask the local sentry and he will say it's concessionary. Try, try, try to separate them, it's a NRA collusion. Try, try, try and you only come to this conclusion:

Guns and toddlers, guns and toddlers,

Go together like drums and soldiers.

Feds told by the gun lobby you can't have one You can't have none. You can't have one without the other.

[Musical interlude]

Guns and toddlers, guns and toddlers.

Go together like scrubs and soldiers?

This I wonder, brother, (maybe) you shouldn't have one with the other?