Tony Abbott: For the love of women

Australian PM & self-appointed Minster of Women, Tony Abbott, asked about his administration's greatest achievements for women, proudly mentioned the repeal of carbon tax lowering the household budget which is something, as he said we all know, women are particularly focused on. This is a plan he had been working on while in opposition when he was advocating for helping women by reducing the cost of electricity used in ironing.

Future plans include a reducing the electricity costs for vacuuming, a sales tax reduction for make-up products and anti-aging creams that will enable women to be prettier in a more cost effective way with the purpose of finding a husband or keeping the one they landed happy, a complimentary cook book called "50 recipes to keep your man satisfied" with every prompt tax filing and some tax breaks for ovulation enabling free enterprising.