Monsieur L'Ambassadeur

New US Ambassador to Moscow, John Tefft, was officially received in the Kremlin on Wednesday by President & czarist hopeful Vladimir Putin to present his credentials. Russian state TV, always the paragon of balanced objectivity (which is a Russian euphemism for blatant propaganda) and with a sweet tooth for US diplomats and a penchant for conspiracy theories, affectionately called him a "diplomat saboteur" eager to ferment an uprising to topple the Russian government.