Putin: From Russia with love

Lest you think Donald Trump is the first American celebrity that Putin has befriended, here you have actor, producer and martial arts instructor Steven Seagal receiving his newly minted Russian passport from Vladimir himself. Seagal follows a long list of people that have been awarded the coveted Russian nationality, like other famous thespians, double agents and residents of peninsulas with proven gas reserves that rhyme with diarrhea.