Erdoğan the Maleficent
Unshackled from the restraints of critical media, insubordinate public servants, free-thinking academics, independent judges, a coup-prone military and upholding human rights, Turkish President Erdoğan can now finally unleash his inner goddess to rule the country in the manner she deserves and in the process gold-leaf as many door-knobs, bidets and statues of himself that his heart desires.