Donald Trump: A spoonful of swagger helps the criticisms go down

Donald Trump did not do as well as expected in the recent CNN GOP debate despite the fact he was his usual loud, offensive, blabbermouth self. He opened the dabated reminding everyone "not in a braggadocious way" that he's made billions of billions of dollars (which makes for quintillions but that would be bragging) and later proceded to demean most of his fellow contenders as usual. Or maybe the problem is just that, that his stand-up routine has become slightly stale, same ol' disparaging jokes, and is in need of some show-business novelty to spruce it up. Maybe he could dis his opponents while tap- or clap-dancing or make confetti out of 100 dollar bills and throw it in the air for his punchlines.

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