Erdoğan: My wish is thy command
Dear students, parents, teachers and principals,
We are pleased to forcefully invite you to a rally by your very own president Tayyip Erdoğan. You will spend a wonderful afternoon amongst fervent Erdoğan supporters, listening to awe-inspiring words by your country’s caretaker while you nod in obligatory agreement. Cheering is highly recommended, clapping is required (and will be scored). Your compulsory attendance will be highly appreciated (and monitored). You are kindly requested to be on time (tardiness may result in expulsion or dismissal).
your local AKP party chapter.