Middle East: Flog-a-blog

Welcome to the Middle East anti-blogging hotline. To initiate:

Torture, press 1

Flogging, press 2

Execution, press 3.

For non-invasive procedures please refer to our website.

Cue filler music:

♪ On the second day of Flogging my true scourge gave to me: 50 Harsh Whips and a Bus ride to Jeddah by the sea ♫