Middle East: Flog-a-blog
Welcome to the Middle East anti-blogging hotline. To initiate:
Torture, press 1
Flogging, press 2
Execution, press 3.
For non-invasive procedures please refer to our website.
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♪ On the second day of Flogging my true scourge gave to me: 50 Harsh Whips and a Bus ride to Jeddah by the sea ♫