El-Sisi: Tales of Egyptian Nights
Egyptian dictator-cum-president declares that there are no political prisoners in Egypt and that free speech is sacrosanct. He also ensured his listeners that the tooth-fairy is real, that storks do deliver babies and that Bigfoot is indeed a global threat. Joking aside though, the part about no political prisoners is somewhat true, the death penalty for political dissidents is much more popular than imprisonment.