The Jihad Boat

Aspiring jihadists are apparently booking passage on luxury cruises to reach the Middle East undetected. Resisting the crisply fried bacon in the breakfast buffet is, as we all know, yet another test of faith, determination and character that the recruits are subjected to prior to joining the holy cause and becoming fully jihadi members. Row, row, row your boat, Gently drown your scream. Warily, warily, warily, warily, Life is but a jihadi scheme.

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